COP AUs

ddaredevil:

• ‘we 100% need to pretend to be married on this undercover mission for it to work’ au
  
• ‘you’re new on the job and i’m the one who’s gotta show you the ropes’ au
  
• ‘i’m a witness protection agent and i’ve got to keep an eye out for you but if you don’t stop talking i will shoot you my goddamn self’ au
  
• ‘we work in the x files department of the fbi and you won’t stop talking about aliens being real’ au
• ‘you’re my loving significant other and i assume you’re harmless until i see your face pop up on a most wanted alert in the cia database’ au
• ‘you accidentally handcuffed us to each other and now our boss won’t unlock it until we learn to get along’ au
• ‘we’re both traffic cops and we have a bet to see who can give out the most traffic tickets at the end of the month’ au
• ‘you mass send everyone emails of cop memes instead of just to me because you’re really bad at gmail’ au
• ‘we’re both mall cops and we periodically have races on the segways’ au
• ‘you showed up to the crime scene today in heelys and now you won’t take them off’ au
• ‘we’re both federal agents working undercover for different branches of the gov’t and inadvertently trying to arrest each other for a crime’ au
• ‘we’re both park monitors but you take this job way too seriously so i keep encouraging littering and hogging the swings from little children’ au
  

just!!! COP AUs!!!!