theooolytoooly:

Had a dream I met zayn malik on a train and he was holding a suspicious looking package and I asked him about it and he looked at me and said “it’s not bees” and of course it was bees and turns out he left 1d because he wanted to be a bee keeper but Harry wouldn’t support his decision to bring the bees on the tour because it was against their bee rights but Louis didn’t mind and bus 1 was secretly full of bee hives and zayn and Louis lived on it to keep the bees company and then Harry found out and told Matt from buzz feed who then wrote a quiz titled “bee keeper or boyband” and the result was always a picture of zayn in a bee keeper outfit and so zayn left the band