cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad
You sure you understand?
Why wouldn’t I?
Because this is a dangerous mission and you look like a school teacher.
I am a school teacher.
"You mean you never actually flew the plane?!"
"Good Heavens no, I’m a chicken.”
unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)